23 September 2008

The CJ

There's this girl in our bus who's very pretty. She's in my batch but since she's in a different department, a different faculty, we dont even know her name. Imagine, 2 years and we still dont know her name!
Now like many other things, imran and i have this thing in common that we've a crush on her. Like simultaneously. Lol. Like seriously.
Amongst ourselves, we make plans as if she's our bandi, which means is that sometimes, we end up arguing k "ye meri bandi hai tumari koi aur hai"
or
"tumay to wo wali ziada achi lagti hai na tum isko chhoro"
or
"you dont deserve her"
or even
"she doesn't deserve you, you are too good for her"

imran used to tell me he dreamt of her, periodically, but today it happened to me lol. Wo b fajr k baad, which means it'll come true, inshaAllah. Lol lol lol. Btw we call her CJ, which means Chhota Jigger. Actually her elder sister was our senior who also used to go in our bus and we called her BJ, Bara Jigger.

Anyways, there're a few characteristics that she has, the most important of which is her Nike sandals! Lol. We've been watching them forever and i remember i saw her in hkb a little while ago and i recognised her from her sandals! Then her bus stop which is on ferozepur road, near the Gaddafi gate. Me and imran normally sit on the entrance of the bus, or stand beside it, and we've to get up and out whenever someone has to get off or on the bus. Same is the case with CJ, whenever she's to get off, or on (in the morning) we've to get off. When she's passing by we act all cool and dont even look at her, lol, is that cool really? We look anywhere but not at her. Then there's this guy who gets on the bus from her stop and we call him LD, Lucky Dog that is, coz he gets to be with CJ.
Some days ago, she asked of to close that flap on the roof of the bus coz it was raining. I tried acting cool, to impress her. I pulled down with a single hand. It wont budge. I tried again. Same result. Then i used both hands, it still wont budge! I could hear giggles, and i was going red. I gave a tug and put all my weight on it, and after a while it finally gave in, but not without embarrassing me. That was probably our only exchange of convo other than the excuse mes.
But she really is pretty MashaALLAH. I dont know if we'd ever get to interact by 2010, obviously of uet mahol, which makes this interaction totally difficult. But lets not make many excuses, i'm shy as well. Sigh. Maybe she's out of reach of both me and imran.
But then, this we already know about it in our heart of hearts :)



p.s. This is dedicated to the desperation and the mahol of uet.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

mubi reading the first line
oMG *rolling eyes* *shaking my head*
reading more
jaw dropping, slight *hah* sound
reading more again
on the brink of laughing
reading the convo b/w two bozo friends
*disgusting look* *rolling eyes*
by the end of the post
CJ, BJ, LD !!!!!!
thinking to meself
*i never came to this blog*
evaluating the post
hmm a bit cheesy? umm *sigh*

moral of the story: ppl should be able to appreciate beauty like M.h.a and be optimistic even if they dont know the name and have the ability to come up with weird niks :p
p.s on a positive note, you got do something for her, closing that flap :p

m.h.a said...
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m.h.a said...

oh well oh well i know its cheesy but thats the way it is, like the purani movies ki story where two friends start liking one girl...lol...and they dont even know the name...

but you're right, it takes something to just appreciate beauty simply without your personal interest in it :) i mean there's interest but no future na

and btw closing the flap was really something that made my day...lol...

on a serious note, Long Live CJ

Unknown said...

haha.. i so know what u mean matey... tho luckily or unluckily mera ye wala haal sirf pehlay 2-3 maheeno mai hi tha... then things kinda eased out...

lov da nick names... we had so many too... lol !!!

ps... my advice... gain some courage... smile at her... that is cool... and don give her a freaky smile... that is uncool.. lookin away means u r embarassed or thick... dats uncool... look at her passin by and giv her a lil smile... dats da extent of it... and if u hav da *** COURAGE *** (actual word censored...) baat ker le....

lol... which reminds me of the days my class fellas used to come to me for such tips... hahahah

m.h.a said...

@abdul sami
man we have smiled, now i think she knows us so well she wont respond to smiles, man we're the most notorious people of the bus lol, for many reasons, so i think zindagi aisay hi guzar jaey gi...and its not really bad, atleast we have something to look forward to everyday...besides meri aur imran ki larai b ho jaey gi...yaani BANDAY WANDAY MARR JAINGAY!!!!!!!! :p

Unknown said...

hahaha.... like i said.. do not smile in a creepy fashion... giv a nice cute sweet smile... mayb u r incapable of that :P

baqee i kno da chicks of uet... lol... wo bi fazool mai attitude kerayay gi :P hahaha...

enjoy :P

Summer Cutee said...

i just posted a long comment but it dint get published...:(

Summer Cutee said...

lmao...@mubi i can just imagine her expressions reading this :P
and kitten dearest have u turned this blog into a diary of ur lack-of-relationship woes??

Anonymous said...

thank you rukh for acknowledging my expressions :D :D lol..and mha simply overlooked that :/

LOL @ sami and his "tips"
mha you have these coming from an experienced person..hes ur guru :D

lastly probably rukh can put some light on the kind of smile sami is advising to mha...rukh can mha do that without scaring her? :p

Unknown said...

lol... da freaky smile is da one where sombody is smilin at u and u wonder what the hell is goin on in their mind...

da normal smile is the one where u r jus paassin sombody by and giv em a nod of approval...

lol... kher no further explanations from me...

Summer Cutee said...

thanku for ur confidence in me mubi...:P
lol @ sami the freaky smile is wat gets u slapped most of the time :D so kitten go ahead try that one out!!:P
btw i cant imagine a guy telling another guy to smile cutely :O and him actually considering teh cute cmile advice...:O:O:O:O:O

m.h.a said...

@everyone
nooooooo i m not smiling cutely at anyone...

@mubi
i didnt really overlook that, there were so many expressions i kinda got confused, i was full on iftari at that time...btw wats the disgusting look for?? comeone, man whts so disgusting...anyways ab tumara pta chal gya hai after mahru's last post on her blog so my expression are *smile* *rolling his eyes* *the i knew that look*
lol.......

@mahru
how much do u want me to get slapped han?? tauba hai, kabi acha soch lia karo kissi k baray may...may gandi gandi smilain nai daita...

Anonymous said...

LOL LOL LOL @ rukh's
when are u coming online yar :S

@ mha
hey!! come on, no sane person wud believe in that convo :p oh alright my bad, whos sanity am i talking about :P

on a final note: blah *evil grin*

Summer Cutee said...

hayyyy gurlll!!!
ohhh did i tell u i met mehvish zaman today!! man has she gotten fat!!! she put ami off i dunno y she was very chummy wiv me!!
@mha...try tou ker yar u know all taht smiling cutely stuff maybe its really gonna work this tym ;p

Unknown said...

haha... haan na jaani try ker... trust me :P !!!

yeh mehwish kon hai :D does she blog :P ?

Summer Cutee said...

ur really a blogmaniac haina??!!
not to my knowledge she duznt...

Unknown said...

haha... its my own social circle :P

waisay u put it up in his blog to mainay kaha koi barree asaami hogee :D

Summer Cutee said...

nops i just ditn know mubi was online at the moment so i thot id leave her a msg...blogs are pretty handy :D

Unknown said...

email :D !!! eeeeeeemaaaaaail !!!

m.h.a said...

I'm renaming my blog in the near future
"mha-connecting people."

m.h.a said...

Sorry couldn't resist :p

Summer Cutee said...

i dun like emailing!! waisay bhi she got the msg soo...mission accomplished!
@kitten
lame!!

Summer Cutee said...

hey kitten forgot to tell u sorry plan for iftari not on...dadz not gonna lemme go out anywhere after the marriott blast :(

m.h.a said...

@mahru
waaaaaaaaaat??? we're not even going a place half as expensive as marriot, sasti jaga safe hoti hain, we'll go to a sasti jaga

Anonymous said...

after i have read this i wanna print this out n give it to CJ ... funny names ...this is so funnny... after i have given it to CJ then maybe M.H.A can practise the smile both cheeky and freaky tht abdul sami has been talkin abt ...god rukh then maybe ur wish of M.h.a. being slapped would kinda cum true .... LoL... n wht abt our iftari rukh i have already been stood up by two friends n u r like my only hope ..but then screw it .... not really fussed if u dont make it... hmm ...i second rukh on mubi expression thing ...

Anonymous said...

LOL....ahem..more LOL! my mums worried whats wrong with me and LOLs :p

ok thank you amna :D ehehe
and see rukh? i told you ur dad and my mum shud unite together and run a campaign against us :p o they dont need to do that now do they :p

and at mha
great idea..mha-connecting ppl?

p.s i already expressed my humble laughs on the blog convo before mha's comment and then before amna's
PHEW

what?! for how long i didnt visit all these crazy blogs? a few hours? total disaster now huh!

Summer Cutee said...

wat ami...zd cant make it either??
hmmm dint we decide to just get some takeaway and get tgther at someonez plc...how abt mubizz?? oh and then we can watch movies as well...howzzat?

Summer Cutee said...

@mha...
not on yar hez not even letting me go to chinese :(who wud want to bomb chinese restaurants!!

Unknown said...

guys from tibet?

Summer Cutee said...

are monks!

m.h.a said...

@nando
wats with wanting to get me slapped? Itna shauk to CJ ko b nae hoga. Btw the funny thing is we found out an year ago i senior in our bus has a nickname CJ, so sometimes things get a little confusing...lol...

@mubi
see this place has become ptcl wireless ka daftar mahru is so conveniently bypassing me to pass a message to someone else, totally ignoring me in the process...
Anyways, laugh all you want, one day CJ is gonna miss me.

@mahru
beta chinese hi to bomb hongay coz half of them are fake chinese with desi food to i'll bomb them anyways if i get a chance. There are so few good chinese restaurants.

@abdul sami
gud one

Summer Cutee said...

lol abh theres just soo much to comment abt ur post na...arnt u glaad ur "connecting people"

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Unknown said...

fyi... this is not relationship advice... !!!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

..i dunno wht is more funny here a guy is giving advice to another guy over a girl ... is tht more funny or rooney fillin his diesel range rover with petrol.... u make the choice ... i am laughin on em both

Anonymous said...

LD term is the best
i also know some LDs myself :@

Anonymous said...

who are LDs?