Imran: yar hamza k sath lakshmi chalay jao poster lene bike pe aya hai
me: yar tu chala ja mje rasta nae ata
imran: nae muje b rasta nae ata. Maine bus pe jana hai seedha ghar. Jaws ko keh day.
Me: jaws chala ja yar
jaws: nae. May thaka hua hun
me: kitna chawal hai tu. Hamza ye raseed (receipt) pakar aur lay a please akela ja k.
Hamza: apne pas rakho may akela nae jaon ga
me: yar koi to kaam kar dia kar.
Hamza: mje rasta nae pta may bike pe ghar ja raha hun. Khudahafiz.
(hamza walks away to the motorcycle stand while we board the bus)
imran (to afnan bhai): yar plz ap chalay jain
afnan bhai: 100 rupay do
me (aloud, like making an announcement): yar lakshmi bari mashhoor jaga hai lahore ki ko jana chahta hai to chala jae
(a new giggles from here and there, the bus begins to move)
imran: yar tu aur may chalte hain, hamza se kehte hain bus pe a jae
me: han yes. Chal utar
imran: oye ab wo kbi nae pohanch sakta bus pe. May utar jata hun bus se may chala jata hun.
Me: han sae
(i think)
me: nae may jata hun
imran: nae may
me: may utar raha hun
(i call up hamza)
me(on the phone): hamza may gari shahu utar raha hun mje pick karlena.
(i hang up)
imran: tu ja raha hai phir?
Me: han...nae
imran: okay i'm going
me: ja...nae nae may ja raha hun
imran: acha sae
me: kya?
Imran: k tu ja raha hai
me: o nae may reh raha hun.
Imran: dono chalte hain
me: pagal bike pe 3 bnday kaise bethen gay? You know policewale hote hain
imran: chal phir sochlay
(the bus reaches garhi shahu, stops at the signal. I get off)
me: ok Khuda Hafiz
(the bus begins to move and imran jumps off it as well)
me(running after imran): wat the...?
Imran: may b ja raha hun
me: o pagal may ja raha hun. Hum 3 log kaisay bethe gay?
(imran thinks for a second)
imran: bus agay dubara ruki hai pakar len?
Me: chal
(we walk towards the bus and it starts moving)
(we look at eachother laugh hysterically and sit down on the pavement. Waiting for hamza)
we later realise the imran had the receipt at that time so if i had got off all alone it would've been futile to go there.
Moral of the story:
1) hamza is an idiot, he made us wait
2) decisions should be made and stuck with
3) triple sawari is not easy when you've to avoid hundreds of policemen from lakshmi to modeltown
4) lakshmi is pretty distant from model town
5) jaws is seriously lazy
6) the pavement is at normal temperature these days
7) once you can see the bus moving and the distance between you and the bus is more than ten metres, then its no use following the bus (i learnt it quite long ago. The HARD WAY!)
8 comments:
hahah.. brilliant
lagta hai aaj kal u r on a mission to make me miss uet and lahore :@ !!! lol
*evil grin* yeah baby...
Lol, no seriously man i understand how badly you miss it. But i'm amazed at the number of people who just are not enjoying life at uet. I mean not living it up. There are so many people man, who are just nun living life at uet to its fullest. But like i said earlier in a post, these are the effects of the admin. Sigh. Stupid administration.
don worry.. they will soon miss it :P
superb man :)
very well written
it was so interesting to go through whole post
specially the morals are fantastic :D
oh oh oh i saw six guys on a bike one of em sitting on the shoulders of one even :-O
HAHAHAHa loved it!!!
moral of the story kamal thi :p
lol..cutee i have never seen 6 guys on a single bike!!!
@Duffer
thanx man thanx alot
@Mahru
we've done five on a bike and one two of us were quite bulky. So i think 6 is easy.
@Mubi
thanks for liking it. And you know, the next time we try 6 on a bike, i'll show you a picture. Btw the problem with 3 on a bike is not that there's not much space. Its illegal actually, hence you've to get off everywhere you see a policeman
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