The not so purani jeans

Uet is the home of fashion...not.
Uet is the home of fashion disasters!
Now i'm not really fashionable or very updated person in that regard but there's one thing i know. TIGHT SKIN FITTING JEANS LOOK EWWW ON GUYS.
Firstly these jeans are out of fashion and secondly, man they're ugly. Anyways, lets not be too narrow minded, okay okay...everyone has a different choice. But there's a certain level of obnoxiousness that we're bound to avoid, or say, we should avoid.
Sorry the next few lines will be a little explicit but so are the tight jeans.
So i get off the bus, and in the midst of a sea of people getting off their respective buses, i see guys' legs and buttocks. So many, so similar. The jeans are defining their buttocks so well that you can actually differentiate the two sides. OMG. Infact it seems that area is accentuated. Then, the groin area is highlighted by the tight jeans, completing the highly explicit look. My friend says uet has very advanced thinking, and if guys can wear this kind of jeans then i cant disagree.
According to a friend, these people have to lay down infront of the tailor and they tell him to stitch the jeans on their bodies, or they use a polythene bag to help them slide the jeans up. Either way, it even looks uncomfortable.
Yes, you can see very clearly how many people LOOK uncomfortable. The jeans becomes the second skin and continues till the thick sole boots, how can you even walk in all that? The worst part is the number of accessories that come with jeans these days. A million pockets in the strangest of places, creases, prints, fake fades, scorpions, text, and on a recent entree i even saw a chain going from one side of the buttocks to the other (looked as if the guy's behind was gonna run away). Now i probably wouldn't have had any problem with all this, until i realised that people were trying to talk me into wearing that stuff too.
Everytime i go to buy a pair of jeans, i've to tell the salesmen again and again that i want a SIMPLE jeans. SIMPLE, to them is so out of fashion. So they always show me the blingy ones. Then, they're never the easy-on-the-baggy-side cut that i love, they try to hug my thighs and legs and i refuse to surrender. So i come back home unscathed, and empty handed. When this happened to me the first time i realised i have to raise my voice against this indecency and injustice and to bring down the movers and shakers and perpetrators of this movement that intends to destroy the style sense and behinds (they're so tight you can get those nappy rashes i guess) of guys of pakistan. Help me in this struggle.