Hum jeet gaey...ALHAMDULILLAH

***UFL fall2007 nov07***

Jaws: we're gonna win for sure

Maana: obviously yar, we've beaten every team at uet, the reason we're organising this tournament is that we're sure we're gonna win, then the winning prize is gonna come to us along with all the profits the organising committee gets.

Bajwa: o yar fikar na kar. Baki sab farig players hain, we're gonna win yar, kami wagaira saray farig.

m.h.a: o bhai khuda k wastay inshaAllah keh do

everyone: inshaAllah inshaAllah

h.p: yar ye tournament zarur jeetna hai

m.h.a: o chawal itni dair se yahi keh rahay hain.but we're so over confident, haar na jain apne overconfidence ki waja se

jaws: this is not overconfidence, we know yar, thats the truth

maana: han jaws sai keh raha hai hassaan

m.h.a: nae maanay....

Maana: harami! Muje maana na keh..teri **** mar dun ga..

H.p: haha maanay maanay

hp gets a thorough beating from imran, everyone participates in the ritual and in the end everyone decides, ufl is gonna be ours, coz we're the best team at uet...

REALITY: cannibals beat mechanical 06 (thats us) in a group match and fata beats us in the semis...ALLAH HU (kami's team) lifts the ufl trophy (prize money watever)

CLIMAX=ANTICLIMAX

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***UFL spring 2008 march08***

jaws: you know we're ranked fourth this time

m.h.a:yeah after fata, Allah hu, and exb

jaws: i dont think we're gonna win

maana: han yar, is dafa bari strong teams hain

bajwa: boys no tension, we're not going down this time

everyone heaves a collective sigh and a communal shake of the head signifies our skipper's (ali bajwa) perpetual over confidence.

Chussi: i'll be the star player

everyone: yeah right

h.p: yar we've to win this ufl yar.

Everyone looks at hp and then at eachother, and everyone understands wats to be done next, and hp gets a beating once again, and why? For stating the obvious!

M.h.a: i hope we qualify for the super trio stage

everyone: inshaAllah

REALITY: Nine xi (thats us, we were previously called mechanical 06 but changed the names for shashka) beats Allah hu (defending champions) 2-1 in the final of ufl ...the dream is realised

CLIMAX= the final whistle blows and the team rushes to the stands (there really was a small crowd), a celebration with cokes marks the victory and the team finally gets the winning prize.



Team Nine xi:
bajwa (c)
abdullah (gk)
jaws
maana
butt
h.p
azr
fahdi
rao
zubi
m.h.a
faizi
chussi

Everyone lives happily (inshaAllah), atleast till the next ufl, and in a grand celebration in gawal mandi 25 people have karahis, and there goes the winning prize and more money from our pockets.


To the team nine xi: LOVE YOU ALL LIKE ANYTHING, THESE TWO WEEKS HAVE BEEN TWO OF THE MOST HECTIC AND TIRING WEEKS OF OUR LIVES, MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DRAINING, BUT BHAYO, LIKE WE SAY "THIS EEZ A WAAR"...ATLEAST ONE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON!!!

P.S: we never made any profit.
P.P.S: we made it into record books, 8 of us came back from uet in a small ricksha, 6 in the back seat, ricksha wala the 9th one. Though this is not something i recommend any footballer who wants to remain fit. Believe me.