21 August 2008

Sgt. Hassaan's Lonely Bloggers Club

Haha...just loved this name that popped into my mind, so appropriate, my own rendition of the name of the Beatles album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club"...
But like i said, the name's so appropriate. I've got only one reader! I had two but Mahru has been away for eternity even though she's back. Its just Mubi, and right now i think that i can actually start addressing mubi in my posts and begin each one like "Hey Mubi..." because in any case she's the only one who's gonna read it lol...even now i'm fighting the temptation to replace all the "She"s with "You"s..lol..

"awwww" i can hear Mahru say, SEE I EVEN HAVE TO WRITE HER COMMENTS MYSELF!!!

So here's the first notice or whatever from the Sgt. Hassaan's Lonely Bloggers Club:
"Hey there mubi! Watsup?"

Mahru: "lame lame lame"
Hassaan: "you got a bad sense of humor, you only crack good jokes when you dont mean to"
Mubi: "you're right Hassaan, but still, right now i'm the only one who reads your blog, other than yourself ofcourse, so stop commenting on behalf of Rukh!!!"

sigh, its 2 15 am, and i feel like its day...i dont wanna sleep, but if i dont, i'm gonna be writing bullboogie forever...

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! now thats a good way of catharsis :D

btw not a bad idea huh ;)
can i laugh some more? coz i am doing that a lot!!

loved the post ;)

m.h.a said...

Lol, yeah you can laugh...btw come to think of it bullboogie is a nice clean word...replacing bulls**t...Haina? Man i'm an inventor, lol...i must've been in real good spirits...

Anonymous said...

bullboogie ......lol...totally deserva a fish slap for cuming up with this term ...good invention

m.h.a said...

@nando
thanx for dropping by, and yeah i thought we needed a new word to replace the highly obscene B.S word. Haina?

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m.h.a said...

Diaries wali diary? Ye kya ho raha hai yahan?

@nando
Well nando, you're right you prolly cant beat Mahru, and some of her bad lingo is my fault or due to my contribution as well...lol...she's a fast learner :p

m.h.a said...

Diaries wali diary? Ye kya ho raha hai yahan?

@nando
Well nando, you're right you prolly cant beat Mahru, and some of her bad lingo is my fault or due to my contribution as well...lol...she's a fast learner :p

Anonymous said...

diary wali dairy nahin ..i was talk in to ma cousin writin this ...it was diary wali post...guess MHA news flash for u their r no such secrets among friends

m.h.a said...

@nando
Hawww wat such secrets are you talking about?

I never said there are secrets among friends, i think everyone at my home has gone through my diaries atleast once coz they remained out in the open always. The diaries were just to vent out stuff late at night. Lol.

Anonymous said...

lol ....I was juss mesing abt ......

Anonymous said...

OOkk,...i never noticed bullboogie as a replacement word for bullshit
thats my lack of knowledge when it comes to obscene words though i have friends like rukh and Aami who are a nonstop supply of such vocabulary

oh i really didnt have to add ** instead of the whole word :S coz i thought yeh bad lingo mai sub say harmless word hai ehehehe

m.h.a said...

Lol, i wouldn't have used *** but i was talking to ladies so i thought i'd better be a little careful with the bad lingo :p :p :p...anyways bullshit is not even a bad word, or is it? Lol

Anonymous said...

no no bullshit is like the lowest ranked word in the oxford abuse learner dictionary .....lol ....if such a dictionary c=exist you knw wht it might i and mahrukh would do it cuz mubster doesnt swear unintentionally let alone intentionally ..wanna join in M.H.A .....ataleast we wuld be doing r part in ruinin the lingo of this country......

m.h.a said...

Lol, yeah sure i wanna join in yar, anything for the betterment of our lingo, lol...and yeah i know mubi doesn't swear...i have had days and months in my life when i promised myself i'd never swear and i didn't for days and weeks, but then all of a sudden some incident or person would come up on the scene and you know...i was swearing all over again, with greater zeal and zest...these days i haven't really made any such no-swearing resolutions with myself :p

Anonymous said...

i neva make such resolution .....lol ......

Unknown said...

LOL i luved the title, funny read :p

m.h.a said...

Thanx thanx kuku :p :p

Unknown said...

hahah...

hassan yaara... da funny thing is i hav been bloggin for like 2 odd years now... and only recently hav i actually acquired readers....

to me bloggin has always been more of a catharsis and less of a readers joy!

though now that people actually read... i hav started to focus a bit on them as well :)