04 June 2009

The most controversial post of the year......NOT

There's something i've been wondering for the past few days. To some it may sound very obvious and the question may appear very stupid, but then again all great ideas are termed nonsense in the beginning...a word of caution though, this question isn't great at all!

The question is, can you take a bath in pitch black darkness, would you know which of the parts of your body is where?
Secondly, can you eat in the dark without missing your mouth with a spoon?

I asked four people, here're the responses
mahru was the first one

mahru: o yes you can, you've had this body for how long?
Mha: one day,
mahru: and hows that true?
Mha: humans grow up, natural phenomenon, bodies change, you wont know
mahru: sigh!


The next one was jaws

jaws: i've never done it
mha: kabi to?
Jaws: nae, oh yes, but i've eaten in the dark, i've never missed my mouth but kabi aise hota k chamach khali wapas a jata plate se


faizi was next
faizi: nahaya nae kbi andhere may, but itna bewakuf to koi nae k chamach mu may na jaey
mha: but what if you want to rub your face but end up rubbing your armpit?
faizi: hahahahahahahaha
mha: sigh

the last one was SG, i texted her the second question only
sg: i cant eat in the dark because i've to separate all vegies
mha: i didn't mean that, i meant k can you miss your mouth?
Sg: hahahaha you dont know where your mouth is? You're crazy hahahaha
mha: i was just asking
sg: hahahaha you're a crazy guz
sg: guy*
mha: i have another question too, can you take a bath in the dark? I didn't ask you coz i thought bathing is a private affair and girls shouldn't be asked.
Sg: hahahaha yes you can, you can do both
mha: oh i thought i had this special ability to do stuff in the dark
sg: hahahahahahahaha you're so crazy
mha: hasna bus karo


so my question is answered, 75% of the population can eat in the dark, while only 50% can bathe in the dark. Which section of the society are you? Either you're with us or against us!

15 comments:

Unknown said...

with all the bijlee problems we should all hav been trained... I know i can do both :D

m.h.a said...

So you're with us...we've supernatural powers you know

Unknown said...

wats so supernatural about that ???

neccessity is the mother of invention bhai :D

m.h.a said...

Kidding man

lost in rome said...

its nt hard at all..... sorry guys u aint got no supernatural powers at all

m.h.a said...

Lol i wasn't too serious you know, kind of playin with my mind

Anonymous said...

itni lambi post ;p

Anonymous said...

ahem...first i dont think mahrukh wud have did a 'sigh' lol kuch tu garbar hai..you changed it :p

Anonymous said...

o wow..bravo i hope you get a nobel for this :p

Anonymous said...

leme see, i can type in pitch dark, i can eat, bathe, oh yes i can sleep in the dark too :p LOL

m.h.a said...

Oh mubi i take the title of an extremely funny woman away from mahru and give it to you :p, waisay she didn't do a sigh, she changed the topic i think so i guess a sigh was apt, waisay you can sleep in the dark too? Oh wow how do you manage that :p :p waisay ever happened to you that you wake up in the middle of the night not knowing which side of the bed you're sleeping on, oh my next survey's gonna be this lol

Anonymous said...

lol i feel honoured having the title :p
and dont forget to ask my opinion for ur next 'survey' i think u can inspire me to decide on a thesis topic !!! :p LOL

A F A said...

answer should be 100% for both the questions.
obviously
kia blind people nahin nahatay kia woh khana nahin khatay???

Traunt said...

like this! innovative suvey! :D

Tazeen said...

I can't eat in the dark. The spoon goes towards my cheek... hahahaha! But I can do everything else, including skipping down the staircase.