Heart: i wanna write a post
mind: haha, watch brazil vs usa instead
heart: ummm okay, can't i do it while watching?
Heart (again): you stupid idiot! Its football. You dont stuff while watching football.
Mind: quiet!
Heart: so the match is over, now?
Mind: sometime in this life try giving me a break!
Heart: oh yeah you give me a break!
Mind: from wat?
Heart: from watever
mind: haha okay lets write a post
heart: thats more like it, about wat?
Mind: how'd i know?
Heart: how'd i know?
Mind: how'd i know?
Heart: how'd i know?
Mind: then forget it, it was your idea
heart: okay lets write our dialogue down
mind: the fingers are already doin that...oh wait haven't they messed up our dialogues?
Heart: genius its your fault, your job is to remember stuff
mind: oh yeah? Do you ever let me be free? You always have a new PROJECT coming up to keep me busy
heart: haha projects
mind: cant even think of a better word
heart: haha bloody wannabe thesauras
mind: technically you are bloodier! :)
heart: and since when have i been technical?
Mind: haha, our dialogues aren't THAT mixed up! Haha
29 June 2009
20 June 2009
...
When the wind stops blowing, all you can hear is your own heart. Sometimes it whispers, i remember mine used to. It used to talk.
Now, for some odd reason, whenever the wind stops blowing, i can't even feel if my heart is there. Either it has given in to my mind or i'm always so preoccupied that i let it go unnoticed.
Wait, i think i'll make a conscious effort to get the whisper back.
But, i cant pray for the wind to stop blowing right now, can i???
Now, for some odd reason, whenever the wind stops blowing, i can't even feel if my heart is there. Either it has given in to my mind or i'm always so preoccupied that i let it go unnoticed.
Wait, i think i'll make a conscious effort to get the whisper back.
But, i cant pray for the wind to stop blowing right now, can i???
15 June 2009
Late night stuff
I get these late night excitement pangs every other day for the past one week when all of a sudden i start feeling great.
Tonight, its Criss Angel who triggered it, walkin on water, though usually i'm pretty skeptical in believing in that kind of stuff, but i kind of wanted to think this was happening. So, a mental note, this was happening. What impressed me was what he said, he said something on the lines of "i want people to see that we can break free from the limits".
Limits are something i always believed to be relative. Dreams can be followed and can come true.
The second thing was pappu sain's performance. I've an obsession with percussion instruments and i literally fantasize about them. So he performed in his famous manner, goin round and round like an unhappy merry go round, and he played some really really complex stuff.
The final nail in the coffin of my sleepiness, was the national anthem of spain playing. I love it when national anthems are played at the start of football matches. So it was spain vs newzealand...and puyol the great man is playing...awesome...i'm supporting brazil thou...
Anyways, its an exam on tuesday, and i so hate it. I've just mailed mubi "hey i'm bored" and i am coz noone's talking...
Damn, torres scores a second. GOD save the newzealanders...
Tonight, its Criss Angel who triggered it, walkin on water, though usually i'm pretty skeptical in believing in that kind of stuff, but i kind of wanted to think this was happening. So, a mental note, this was happening. What impressed me was what he said, he said something on the lines of "i want people to see that we can break free from the limits".
Limits are something i always believed to be relative. Dreams can be followed and can come true.
The second thing was pappu sain's performance. I've an obsession with percussion instruments and i literally fantasize about them. So he performed in his famous manner, goin round and round like an unhappy merry go round, and he played some really really complex stuff.
The final nail in the coffin of my sleepiness, was the national anthem of spain playing. I love it when national anthems are played at the start of football matches. So it was spain vs newzealand...and puyol the great man is playing...awesome...i'm supporting brazil thou...
Anyways, its an exam on tuesday, and i so hate it. I've just mailed mubi "hey i'm bored" and i am coz noone's talking...
Damn, torres scores a second. GOD save the newzealanders...
04 June 2009
The most controversial post of the year......NOT
There's something i've been wondering for the past few days. To some it may sound very obvious and the question may appear very stupid, but then again all great ideas are termed nonsense in the beginning...a word of caution though, this question isn't great at all!
The question is, can you take a bath in pitch black darkness, would you know which of the parts of your body is where?
Secondly, can you eat in the dark without missing your mouth with a spoon?
I asked four people, here're the responses
mahru was the first one
mahru: o yes you can, you've had this body for how long?
Mha: one day,
mahru: and hows that true?
Mha: humans grow up, natural phenomenon, bodies change, you wont know
mahru: sigh!
The next one was jaws
jaws: i've never done it
mha: kabi to?
Jaws: nae, oh yes, but i've eaten in the dark, i've never missed my mouth but kabi aise hota k chamach khali wapas a jata plate se
faizi was next
faizi: nahaya nae kbi andhere may, but itna bewakuf to koi nae k chamach mu may na jaey
mha: but what if you want to rub your face but end up rubbing your armpit?
faizi: hahahahahahahaha
mha: sigh
the last one was SG, i texted her the second question only
sg: i cant eat in the dark because i've to separate all vegies
mha: i didn't mean that, i meant k can you miss your mouth?
Sg: hahahaha you dont know where your mouth is? You're crazy hahahaha
mha: i was just asking
sg: hahahaha you're a crazy guz
sg: guy*
mha: i have another question too, can you take a bath in the dark? I didn't ask you coz i thought bathing is a private affair and girls shouldn't be asked.
Sg: hahahaha yes you can, you can do both
mha: oh i thought i had this special ability to do stuff in the dark
sg: hahahahahahahaha you're so crazy
mha: hasna bus karo
so my question is answered, 75% of the population can eat in the dark, while only 50% can bathe in the dark. Which section of the society are you? Either you're with us or against us!
The question is, can you take a bath in pitch black darkness, would you know which of the parts of your body is where?
Secondly, can you eat in the dark without missing your mouth with a spoon?
I asked four people, here're the responses
mahru was the first one
mahru: o yes you can, you've had this body for how long?
Mha: one day,
mahru: and hows that true?
Mha: humans grow up, natural phenomenon, bodies change, you wont know
mahru: sigh!
The next one was jaws
jaws: i've never done it
mha: kabi to?
Jaws: nae, oh yes, but i've eaten in the dark, i've never missed my mouth but kabi aise hota k chamach khali wapas a jata plate se
faizi was next
faizi: nahaya nae kbi andhere may, but itna bewakuf to koi nae k chamach mu may na jaey
mha: but what if you want to rub your face but end up rubbing your armpit?
faizi: hahahahahahahaha
mha: sigh
the last one was SG, i texted her the second question only
sg: i cant eat in the dark because i've to separate all vegies
mha: i didn't mean that, i meant k can you miss your mouth?
Sg: hahahaha you dont know where your mouth is? You're crazy hahahaha
mha: i was just asking
sg: hahahaha you're a crazy guz
sg: guy*
mha: i have another question too, can you take a bath in the dark? I didn't ask you coz i thought bathing is a private affair and girls shouldn't be asked.
Sg: hahahaha yes you can, you can do both
mha: oh i thought i had this special ability to do stuff in the dark
sg: hahahahahahahaha you're so crazy
mha: hasna bus karo
so my question is answered, 75% of the population can eat in the dark, while only 50% can bathe in the dark. Which section of the society are you? Either you're with us or against us!
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